Green Smoothie That Doesn’t Taste Like Swamp

By Chef: Molly Patrick
Posted: November 12, 2015


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Here’s a green smoothie recipe that you will fall in love with upon first sip, and NEVER get bored with. It’s time to start glowing. Begin here with a nutrient and chlorophyll-rich green smoothie…that actually DOESN’T taste like swamp water. Promise.


The Base
  • 8 oz. (237ml) of purified cold water
  • 1 banana
  • 1 tablespoon of hemp seeds
  • 1/4 of an avocado
  • 2-4 leafy green leaves (mix things up by switching between kale, collards and chard)
Add-In Options To Spruce It Up
  • Berries
  • Parsley
  • Fresh turmeric
  • Fresh ginger
  • Beets
  • Lemon juice
  • Lime juice
  • Red cabbage
  • Mint
  • Raw cacao powders


  1. Blend everything until it’s creamy and smooth and drink up.